Letters To Dear Aggie

ridgeharbin:

sexsmellingpandas:aleemendez:(via plaisimond)

sexsmellingpandas:aleemendez:(via plaisimond)

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me “Do you have a sec?”. I was trying to be flippant and replied “I have tons of secs”. We both pretended I didn’t say that.

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MLIA

ridgeharbin:

j-p-g:

Carmine Bee-eaters (via Michael Poliza)